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Yea, I saw those a couple of days ago. Really funny....but I like Castlevania 2 :( .
 
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hahaha. those were pretty damn funny. i liked the TMNT and Dr. Jr/Mr. H ones the best.
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Those were good for a few laughs. The TMNT one was definitely the best.
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That's some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while.
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I think the best was TMNT like when he said this "You could just walk over"... Man he looked pissed. :lol:
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"Aaron" wrote:I think the best was TMNT like when he said this "You could just walk over"... Man he looked pissed. :lol: I agree :). That made me want to play TMNT though.. I actually liked that game.
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Hilarious. This guy knows his games. I share most of hs pain.
on another note:
MAN! Dude stole my Idea. Funny nonetheless. I bet I could come up with some review material.
"Remember when you were a kid and you thought your dad was Superman, then grow up and realize he's just a drunk who wears a cape?"
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^^ Go for it! You can go to the "Games" section of this very forum and write your own reviews for the games that are there. I wrote one for Final Fantasy not too long ago.
Those were pretty funny. I remember when Roger Rabbit was new, if you did call that number, you'd get Jessica Rabbit's voice on the line.
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Oh really? Thats pretty cool. Man I keep watching the TMNT one to damn funny...
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Yeah. I believe she'd give out tips as to where things were in the game, and the number was around for quite awhile. The last time I dialed it (about 2 years ago), it was disconnected.
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OK, this guy is a genius. I enjoy some of the games he mentions, but he comes up with these points that are so true. He also gives you a good laugh while he's reviewing the games.
His way of speaking is just the best ever, and then he sits down and has a beer and sighs to settle his nerves. I understand him though, those flaws in those games can really put a person on the wrong track.
Actually, not all was thinking. Some was plotting, some was planning, and finally the explaining of my plan which I plotted after I thought of it.
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We need someone to review Sega games like he does, any takers? I could host them on my site.
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Rank: Lakitu
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I just had to post this, Angry Nintendo Nerd is reviewing the "Back to the Future" games: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-0GRPCi9dI&search=Angry%20Nintendo%20Nerd
Actually, not all was thinking. Some was plotting, some was planning, and finally the explaining of my plan which I plotted after I thought of it.
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Rank: Hammer Bros.
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A couple more http://screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/ANN/Mckids/McKids.htmlhttp://screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/ANN/Wally/wally.htmlHe even has his own theme tune in the second one! I disagree with half the games he picks (TMNT, Castlevania 2, MC Kids) but it's still funny anyway.
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Waat? MC Kids? That's the best game ever.. :cry:
And in the same vid he bashes my other two favourite games, Yo! Noid % Bugs Bunny birthday blowout..
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:lol: I knew you would take issue with that! I actually think that is the weakest one he has done. He even admits at the start there are a lot worse games. It's an easy one to take a shot at because of the McDonalds connection. I much prefer the Wally Bear one, especially the "press here" stuff. :D
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I'm not a fan of this guy. He relies less on humor and more on swearing. Not that profuse swearing is bad or anything, but you need genuine laughs to back it up.
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I didn't find those 2 as funny as the others for some reason.
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Hey what's the deal here? I thought this guy was supposed to review "bad games", and then smear his cynical fecalities all over it.
'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?' 'M.C. Kids'? If those are examples of bad games then the NES is a terrible TERRIBLE system.
This nerd has already lost what little edge he had going. It's become an exorcise in how to express one's displeasure using as much colorful profanity as possible rather than actually being a helpful and informative guide for what games to stay away from (which would have been a great idea).
Most of his complaints are nitpicky at best, but he tries to make them sound like game-ruining experiences (If you didn't know you were supposed to "just walk over it" then that's YOUR problem, not the game's).
It's sad that what little attention a lot of these forgotton NES games get just happens to be something that could break them of ever being actually "enjoyed" by a later generation. And yes, most of theses games are indeed "easy targets" which to me, denotes critical lazyness (seanbaby much?).
Also, notice how he hasn't reviewed some of the more popular games for NES, most likely to avoid backlash from fans.
What's next now, 'Bionic Commando'?
"This game sucks soooo bad. You can't even jump in it. I would rather drink diarreah from a buffalo's anus then play this peice of sh*t!"
*Youtube generation retards laugh out loud and sing praise*
"this guy f*ckin pwns!!!!!1"
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