Well I filed my first workman's comp claim yesterday. Why? I got a tooth knocked out of my skull by a flying connector barrel last night. Very surprisingly it DIDN'T hurt!! So when you pansies cry about your bleeding vaginal cramps, and your achy backs and necks.. Remember Cleighten once got his tooth knocked out and didn't even wince.. Well maybe I winced once or twice.. I'll tell you this much it sure made eating dinner interesting. Thankfully, my bosses were fairly cool about it, since it was just a freak accident beyond my control. Went to the dentist to get a root canal, they numbed me up she touched that drill to my exposed nerve and I swear it was like I was being shocked and orally raped violently by a evil mechanical penis. So repeat this process three times before she finally had to inject novacane directly into the nerve before she could get me to stop wildly cursing at everything within direct line of sight. I leave there talking and acting like a stroke victim from all the novacane they gave me.. I swear the left side of my body was numb.. and had I not been awake through this ordeal, I would astested that they violated my bum.. even though I'm fairly sure there are no teeth there. Tuesday I go back so they can give me a fake tooth... I wonder if I can get it in gold... That would be totally sweet.
Oh yeah, the night before I lost my tooth I tapped Jeremy's van with my van.. No real damage, but again we had to report it to our boss.. I'm fairly sure that my boss is beginning to think we are grade A morons.. As Jeremy threw the barrel that violently ended the life of my poor tooth.
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